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Justin Bieber undoubtedly looks great in just about everything he wears. Unfortunately there is one look which he cannot pull off, before the Beliebers take offense and threaten to kill me, I will approach this in the most professional manner possible. The look which his stylists may need to rethink is what we in the business would refer to as 'the-my-fly-is-undone' look. If the hopeful was wishing to set a new trend, I guarantee the boys may not follow. Excluding Niall Horan from 1D who is probably already on it ;)
The Biebs may have noticed there was more screaming than usual (if that's even possible) so heattempted decided to cover it up, which initially drew more attention to the scene of the crime, but with a little rhyme the fans looked past his little problem and just enjoyed the music...we hope.
There was much speculation about how and why this major disaster had struck and we have unravelled the mystery. He was rushed out of the potty and his management forgot to zip him up. Simple. As much as we love the Biebs we were hoping this was something he could manage all by himself. Nevertheless, his stylists still get props for that cute outfit.
Luckily for me, I doubt i'll get the threats as I know the fans will express all of their complaints to the person who was in charge of doing up his fly. The hard Beliebers will roll around in medals and trophies, given by Bieber himself, for each complaint and death threat they send. That way everyone wins. They'll also be sure to give anyone remotely close to the Biebs a fat lip and then he'll sweep them off their feet and propose to them. Oh the happy ever afters we wish were real.
HOW COULD SOMETHING SO TRAUMATIC HAPPEN TO THE BIEBS?!
*digs a hole and cries in it*
Justin Bieber undoubtedly looks great in just about everything he wears. Unfortunately there is one look which he cannot pull off, before the Beliebers take offense and threaten to kill me, I will approach this in the most professional manner possible. The look which his stylists may need to rethink is what we in the business would refer to as 'the-my-fly-is-undone' look. If the hopeful was wishing to set a new trend, I guarantee the boys may not follow. Excluding Niall Horan from 1D who is probably already on it ;)
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The Biebs may have noticed there was more screaming than usual (if that's even possible) so he
There was much speculation about how and why this major disaster had struck and we have unravelled the mystery. He was rushed out of the potty and his management forgot to zip him up. Simple. As much as we love the Biebs we were hoping this was something he could manage all by himself. Nevertheless, his stylists still get props for that cute outfit.
Luckily for me, I doubt i'll get the threats as I know the fans will express all of their complaints to the person who was in charge of doing up his fly. The hard Beliebers will roll around in medals and trophies, given by Bieber himself, for each complaint and death threat they send. That way everyone wins. They'll also be sure to give anyone remotely close to the Biebs a fat lip and then he'll sweep them off their feet and propose to them. Oh the happy ever afters we wish were real.
HOW COULD SOMETHING SO TRAUMATIC HAPPEN TO THE BIEBS?!
*digs a hole and cries in it*
