Coz he's defo ish hiding something...
Today we witnessed a miracle on Twitter. Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Niall Horan proved they were indeed the trendiest of the land as all four boys managed to make themselves a trending topic on Twitter. This miraculous feat was unplanned, however, the trendiest of the WORLD was Louis Tomlinson, who due to his constant domination of the Trending Topics was in fact banned. Therefore, the one directioners opted to trend Lou Tomlinson instead... clever.
After that mind blowing summary of 1D news for the day, we shall move on. To EVEN MORE NEWS.
WE HAVE STRUCK UPON CONTROVERSY.
WE HAVE UNCOVERED GOLD.
Well not quite, but we are fairly suspicious of Zayn Malik's recent activity. First though, let us remind ourselves of what he looks like...(If you really forgot, get off our blog, you clearly don't belong. we're kidding btw anyone's welcome to read.)
BRB gone to hyperventilate.
The boys appeared on The Alan Titchmarsh Show and we best the ratings boosted to an all time high. They looked even better than usual- proving that the impossible was indeed possible.
Conviniently, our replay button was stuck and we had to sit and watch the interview many times over. We couldn't help but notice the shifty glances Zayn received when asked about girlfriends. Liam and Harry's heads turned swiftly at 4.30 when they perhaps expected Zayn to come clean about The Secret Girl. Next time, Harry, be a bit less obvious?
In all honesty, we really wouldn't be surprised since if Zayn can't get a girlfriend then none of us have a hope in hell. Though he does have a right to privacy, we've decided to come clean...
It is me.
I am Zayn's secret girlfriend. (@xFallenAngelsx)
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Oooh is that a pig in the sky?
