Friday, 11 March 2011

When Liverpudlian Beliebers Strike

We are so-not-really-but-total Beliebers and therefore we think it is our duty to comment on the astoundingly chaotic scene witnessed yesterday.

Liverpool,Britain, Earth, The Universe witnessed Liverpudlian (what a cool word!) Beliebers flock the singers hotel in an attempt to return home with the Beibs acceptance for marriage. Or a fingernail. Or something.

The fans were totally oblivious to the fact that Justin Bieber already HAD a girlfriend yet were all waiting eagerly for Bieber to invite them into his hotel suite.

Although things turned nasty when the police turned up. Yes the police! They warned that Justin could be arrested for causing a riot if he made an appearance. This was news that made the impossible possible.
Why? Because Justine/ Justin fans and Beliebers/ Non Beliebers were united in a single moment, both eargerly anticipating for his much awaited appearance.

However it seems that Justin's talents stretch far beyond what we originally imagined. The 17-year old displayed that  his true potential lay in negotiating and perhaps barristering after tweeting "Trying to work it out so I can say whatup to my fans."

Life is shorter than Napoleon ( who was 5ft 2.. betcha' didn't know that!) and we have to say, although we love Bieber, we would much rather be investing our time in doing more enriching activities than waiting for him to say "whatup" to us. By enriching activities, I mean cleverly manipulating videos with some techy things and making him say "whatup" to me.

But hey, all in a days work Bieber.






He won't be giving you mouth to mouth resusitacion when you fall. Get down love.


Image courtesy of Daily Mail.