Lady GaG-a.
Please do not be taken aback by the 'Lady' part. She may have lied regarding her gender but give the woman a break; she's not at all a compulsive liar! The controversial part of her name aside, she geniunely makes me gag. That part my friends, is true.
We all appreciate her lack of talent, charisma and everything else steering in that department. It's no wonder the media sympathise with her in the public eye. Not only does she lack everything good in life, she also lacks clothes. The poor woman wears meat as a last resort, frankly I hope she doesn't get eaten by the dogs. No cryptic message implied.
People that dislike her are obviously blinded by envy, of course everyone would love to be as...beautiful? as her. She's just not very photogenic or real life - genic for that matter. The pictures that are taken are merely images of her looking sad as the paparrazzi suffocate her. Every attention seeker hates the camera's. So I wonder, why the long face? No pun intended.
I have to admit, her hair fails to disappoint me, it's so blonde... and so are her eyebrows? The disfigurement suits her, she can totally pull it off alongside the meat dress. She must have smelt lovely that night.
I am sure everyone wants to smell just like her. Well now we can, all we need to do is buy the very expensive perfume she's launching. I'm not one to advertise but why roll around in meat when you can buy the odour? Here's the best part - she allegedly would like it to smell of semen and blood! Her singularity brings tears to my eyes...or was thebad smell tearing me up? Lord GaG wants to put a sample of her own blood in the fragrance. How many celebs do you know that are this giving?! She's donating blood. Aw.
I have to admit, her hair fails to disappoint me, it's so blonde... and so are her eyebrows? The disfigurement suits her, she can totally pull it off alongside the meat dress. She must have smelt lovely that night.
I am sure everyone wants to smell just like her. Well now we can, all we need to do is buy the very expensive perfume she's launching. I'm not one to advertise but why roll around in meat when you can buy the odour? Here's the best part - she allegedly would like it to smell of semen and blood! Her singularity brings tears to my eyes...or was the
I for one appreciate her part in society, she makes me feel pretty damn normal. She expresses her individuality in great ways and she's an AVERAGE person. That may offend her, but that's the nicest way of putting it, she's like us, but she doesn't want to be.
Oh, how we love her! :) xxxxxx
