The Geordie princess - the one that the girls want to be and the boys want to...okay we don't need to spell that one out, the most beautiful woman in England, the most worshipped and the hot topic of everyone's lives had the opportunity to break through to... AMERICA. No we're not talking about Vicky from Geordie Shore, we're talking about the other Geordie, the one with the criminal record. That's right none other than, Cheryl Cole.
Most of her success came from the British X Factor she went from looking like this:
To looking like this:
Her popularity came from Simon paying her to cry on the show and look good.
So we're not here to talk about her past, more so her future. Where is she now? We have no idea. She was last seen on 19th May 2011.
After being coldly rejected by Simon and other management of US X Factor regarding claims that her accent was too 'thick' for the show and the viewers would not understand her, she went missing. We believe Nicole Schwerzinger was just the better woman for the job and to be honest we just want her back and all to ourselves.
Unless there's some more of this:
No-one'll be watching the show.
Claims also suggest she's sulking and after becoming rejectee judge by US X Factor, she's decided not to come back to Briitsh X Factor - at least she won't be able to steal all the hot guys. We reckon she'll come back eventually when her music career takes a downfall or keeps going in the direction it's headed.
We all know there's only ONE DIRECTION, and that's not it Cheryl. Come back!
ON THE OTHER HAND, HELLO NEW X FACTOR JUDGES
Kelly Rowland (We're not huge fans, or even fans at all for that matter but maybe she can win us round)And.... TULISA FROM N DUBZ?!
Hopefully she'll do us proud! G'warn Tulisa!
