Are we happy for Justin and Selena or are we not? Truth is - we couldn't give less of a donkey's bottom.
What does seem to cross our paths...or rather, follow us around everywhere we go are the images of PDA which we thought we should share.
Now you can feel our pain and have permanent psychological damage like we do now 8D
To be fair, Selena Gomez has had like 500 boyfriends in the past 2 minutes - well from Nick Jonas to Justin Bieber, atleast she's moving up in the world.
We still somehow think he can do a lot better than her; she's just so...Disney.
We have unravelled that guys generally like girls who look like chipmunks (no not the rapper with the unfortunate large head) - girls like Audrina from The Hills. We do not encourage excess and unnecessary botox, however Selena was naturally gifted in thechipmunk looks department.
See the resemblance? Chubby cheeks, bunny teeth.
Nonetheless this was quite disturbing - so disturbing in fact there were all sorts of rumours flying around suggesting deaths after seeing the pictures. Although I'm still alive - barely, the images are still tainted in my brain.
...Justin, you can have Rebecca Ferguson and we'll take Zayn back. We know how you like the older girls.
As for Selena, we think she should go back to doing what disney characters do best and that is:
wearing wigs, singing and dancing to 5 year old
..or going to rehab like your best friends (Demi Lovato)
Okay we'll admit it, we still watch Disney ;P
What does seem to cross our paths...or rather, follow us around everywhere we go are the images of PDA which we thought we should share.
To be fair, Selena Gomez has had like 500 boyfriends in the past 2 minutes - well from Nick Jonas to Justin Bieber, atleast she's moving up in the world.
We still somehow think he can do a lot better than her; she's just so...Disney.
We have unravelled that guys generally like girls who look like chipmunks (no not the rapper with the unfortunate large head) - girls like Audrina from The Hills. We do not encourage excess and unnecessary botox, however Selena was naturally gifted in the
See the resemblance? Chubby cheeks, bunny teeth.
Nonetheless this was quite disturbing - so disturbing in fact there were all sorts of rumours flying around suggesting deaths after seeing the pictures. Although I'm still alive - barely, the images are still tainted in my brain.
...Justin, you can have Rebecca Ferguson and we'll take Zayn back. We know how you like the older girls.
wearing wigs, singing and dancing to 5 year old
..or going to rehab like your best friends (Demi Lovato)
Okay we'll admit it, we still watch Disney ;P
