We're On A Break...

School's out and Summer's here. Except minus the Summer part.
We've just finished our exams and are looking forward to some serious holidaying. Of course we'll be partying, going out, jetting off to sunnier places.

Lol just kidding, I plan to sit on my arse all day, watch daytime TV, complain about how rubbish it is, eat, sleep, do nothing.

So due to our busy schedules we have been forced to take a break, but we shall be back soon enough.


If I was bothered, right now I would be writing about:

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How amazing "Glad You Came" is.
How I've avoided Swagger Jagger.
Our flabbergastedness regarding JLS T4OB and our shock/horror that Metro decided to do an article on this without a single picture of the boys.
A review of She Makes Me Wanna- We basically love it minus Dev's part
Liam & Danielle (Although we don't quite know what's going on yet to be honest)
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Buuut for now, movie marathon time ^_^

Powerful Celebs!

You could roll around in gold tan - made with real gold like Mariah Carey.

Or you could roll around in fake tan - made with real oranges?

You could even just be Justin Bieber.

But what really makes you the most powerful celeb of 2011?

Apparently it is: wearing more makeup than clothes, attention seeking, permanently fixing horns into your forehead and referring to your fans as 'little monsters' a tad disrespectful? Well you've guessed right, it's Lord GAGa.

She was voted the most powerful celeb of 2011.
We beg to differ with this outrageous decision; here's our true winner.

...REBECCA FERG BLACK. She may not be the best singer, but she's a whole lot better than Lord Gag and unlike Gag she does not have a screw loose 'cos she know that tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards. No shit sherlock!

We will leave you now with our favourite version of the song.
THE GLEE CAST with FRIDAY. They made this sound a whole lot cooler and intellectual than the original.

Jelena

Are we happy for Justin and Selena or are we not? Truth is - we couldn't give less of a donkey's bottom.

What does seem to cross our paths...or rather, follow us around everywhere we go are the images of PDA which we thought we should share.

Now you can feel our pain and have permanent psychological damage like we do now 8D

To be fair, Selena Gomez has had like 500 boyfriends in the past 2 minutes - well from Nick Jonas to Justin Bieber, atleast she's moving up in the world.

We still somehow think he can do a lot better than her; she's just so...Disney.

We have unravelled that guys generally like girls who look like chipmunks (no not the rapper with the unfortunate large head) - girls like Audrina from The Hills. We do not encourage excess and unnecessary botox, however Selena was naturally gifted in the chipmunk looks department.

See the resemblance? Chubby cheeks, bunny teeth.

Nonetheless this was quite disturbing - so disturbing in fact there were all sorts of rumours flying around suggesting deaths after seeing the pictures. Although I'm still alive - barely, the images are still tainted in my brain.

...Justin, you can have Rebecca Ferguson and we'll take Zayn back. We know how you like the older girls.

As for Selena, we think she should go back to doing what disney characters do best and that is:
wearing wigs, singing and dancing to 5 year old
..or going to rehab like your best friends (Demi Lovato)

Okay we'll admit it, we still watch Disney ;P

Cheryl Cole US X Factor - yay or nay?

The Geordie princess - the one that the girls want to be and the boys want to...okay we don't need to spell that one out, the most beautiful woman in England, the most worshipped and the hot topic of everyone's lives had the opportunity to break through to... AMERICA. No we're not talking about Vicky from Geordie Shore, we're talking about the other Geordie, the one with the criminal record. That's right none other than, Cheryl Cole.

Most of her success came from the British X Factor she went from looking like this:

To looking like this:

Her popularity came from Simon paying her to cry on the show and look good.

So we're not here to talk about her past, more so her future. Where is she now? We have no idea. She was last seen on 19th May 2011.

After being coldly rejected by Simon and other management of US X Factor regarding claims that her accent was too 'thick' for the show and the viewers would not understand her, she went missing. We believe Nicole Schwerzinger was just the better woman for the job and to be honest we just want her back and all to ourselves.

Unless there's some more of this: 

No-one'll be watching the show.

Claims also suggest she's sulking and after becoming rejectee judge by US X Factor, she's decided not to come back to Briitsh X Factor - at least she won't be able to steal all the hot guys. We reckon she'll come back eventually when her music career takes a downfall or keeps going in the direction it's headed.

We all know there's only ONE DIRECTION, and that's not it Cheryl. Come back!

ON THE OTHER HAND, HELLO NEW X FACTOR JUDGES 

Kelly Rowland (We're not huge fans, or even fans at all for that matter but maybe she can win us round)

And.... TULISA FROM N DUBZ?!

Hopefully she'll do us proud! G'warn Tulisa!

JLS 3D: Eyes Wide Open Premiere

WITH EXCLUSIVE PICTURES AND VIDEOS

JLS AND ONE DIRECTION

When I woke up to realise it was the 26th of March I died inside. I won tickets courtesy of the MOBOS for a meet and greet with JLS at their premiere for their 3D Movie and words cannot express the excitement, the screaming, the jumping, the heart stopping moment when I realised I won. Anyway let's cut to the chase and just tell you what happened.

We got to the hotel and made out way down stairs. Along the way there was a group of people from The Only Way is Essex. They didn't look too please that no one recognised them so someone decided to say "Soo.. you guys won a BAFTA the other night?" Still no reaction from anyone. Awkward.

Later, we went into the cinema hall and the meet and greet took place. And well the whole thing just seemed a blur really. We got pictures with them, spoke absolute gibberish and died, then came back to life when we realised they were still there and then we got some autographs. It was literally:- HWHJFWWFERYTEIRTYIUREKHTY37.

Ahem. So, we got some food, with plenty of ketchup no doubt ;).

After being fed, One Direction walked in and although the food had been taken away, they were pretty excited over the complimentary popcorn. Liam's hair looked very good might we add.

We made sure to get a few pictures with the boys, and headed over to Niall to see him munching on - you've guessed it- the popcorn. Tyyypiicaalll.

The whole thing was pretty casual really, we kept our cool, died inside and pretended like we weren't totally phased by the whole thing. Until that is, we called Aqsa.(Who is half of this blog) She englighted the boys with her crazyiness on the phone and they literally could not stop laughing. I think its probably fair to say she made an impression seeing as Louis was calling Harry to talk to her after he was done. Althought Harry needed to pee. If you wanna know more tweet her @Qssaa

Rochelle Wiseman also looked especially stunning in a Herve Ledger bandage dress.

After all the excitement, everyone was seated and JLS did a short speech which we have video footage of rigghhtt HERE:

If you didn't catch that- Oritsé suggested that One Direction make notes throughout the film. This resulted in an Ooooooh.

But the boys shook hands with JLS and the film began.

 

Where do we begin with the film? It's no ordinary documentary- well that's just stating the obvious because it was never gonna be. The film was a mixture of backstage footage, performances from the tour and just general hilarious-ness. We also got to see the more emotional side of Oritsé and got to know about how and why exactly the band was formed in more detail.

There are many exclusives videos from way back when Marv had cornrows and if you're not sitting the cinemas on June the 3rd then you have much to regret.

Some of the clips include JLS's first ever song which they wrote back when they were still UFO. We turned around during the screening to see the boys in stiffles of laughter at the cringeworthyness but it is truly hilarious.

If you went to the tours then this is a moment to relive the whole event and reminisce on those memories.

The 3Dness just makes the whole experience so much more exciting and hey, whose gonna complain about seeing JLS's abs on a big screen in 3D.

Gotta admit, there were moments where I was just constantly gasping at the beauty. You see, when you're sitting in a cinema hall full of A list celebs, there's one thing you shouldn't do- sing along like you have no cares in the world. Especially when you really can't sing. So I did just that.

The film is just a mixture of emotions, you will be laughing, possibly crying, and just admiring the four guys who made their dreams and their hopes come true. We've all seen their interviews and we've all seen their performances, but this film is full of never-before-seen footage which will just blow your minds. It was 1 hour 40minutes of my life well spent.

I think it's fair to say that the whole night beyond our already high expectations.

Memorable Moments

Louis slapped Harry's bum and said "Babycheeks"

Me: You look so much taller in real life.

Harry: Its the shoes, I'm wearing heels.

Me: I saw you once at another premiere, I think I told you I loved you.

JLS: *LAUGHS*

Me: I've never had nandos.

Niall: WHAAATT GET A LIFE.

 

Harry (after seeing a queue of people): Is there food here?

For More Pictures Follow @xFallenAngelsx (That's us!)

OMG. We found this- A Mixture of 1D and JLS, Its Niall Horan singing Beat Again.

The Apprentice: Episode 3

One of the reasons we love the Apprentice is the simple fact that it is an hour of adults making fools out of themselves providing us with an hour of pure entertainment.This is the show where common sense doesn't exist and morals are thrown out the window. Although in some of the candidates- it was never there in the first place.

So this series, the 16 candidates are all fighting for a £250,000 prize to fund their business ventures. Yet again at the start of the show we found ourselves questioning how the hell the candidates managed to make it through the gruelling application stages.

THE TASK

The teams were given a list of items which they had to buy within a time limit. The items were required for the prestigious Savoy Hotel's opening although the teams were still required to negotiate and find bargain prices.

TEAM VENTURE

Susie was chosen as PM and it seemed like the team were off to a very good start. A remarkable feat considering this is in fact The Apprentice. Prior to actually setting out, the team had already planned where to acquire the majority of the products on the list and all seemed to be going smoothly.

However, it all fell apart when the team entered THAT hat shop. The team entered a high end hat shop where the King of Tonga shops searching for bargains. Foolish? Maybe just a bit. The team however thought they struck a bargain after managing to bargain for a penny off. They were elated at having managed this which left us heavily questioning their mentality.

The PM suggested in the research that the team look for the products more towards East London since its comon knowledge that life becomes cheaper the Easter you progress. Funnily enough, the team chose to ignore this and remained in Central London. The heart of bargains and low prices-Evidently.

 

The highlight of their bargaining however was the Tea. The team approached someone selling tea for £900. After hearing that price I would probably have run a mile-or 900. Venture, instead of saying kthnxbye, they negotiated to a price of arroud £400. Even though this may sound like a great bargain,the team really did head in there thinking they would only be spending £30. So something went horribly wrong with the tea.

Products found:- 9/10

£1381.69 spent including fines for missing product.

TEAM LOGIC

For Logic, Gavin  "Literally" put his name forward as project manager.  In contrast to Venture, this team we highly disorganised. We heard Vincent down the phone ask "Is there anywhere in London that sells fillet steak?" Well a butcher's perhaps? Natash opted for what she thought would be a better tactic- to ask hotel's for their suppliers lists as though The Savoy's competitors would hand this information over gladly. They then struggled to define what a Cloche is. We suggested a french dictionary although they didn't hear. After three hours of more of this, the team finally remembered thatt there was actually a world out of that room!

Gavin entered a Top Hat Cleaner's and asked whether they could buy a top hat there. The bemused worker said "No, we only clean them". Shocking.

Venture after spending 3 hours on research actually found out they had miscalculated all their locations and physically would not be able to reach them all in time.

Products found:- 6/10 

£1389.20 spent including fines for missing product.

 

 

THE BOARDROOM

The teams were grilled by a grumpy Lord Sugar who found it hard to understand how Logic went terribly wrong with their timing and why Venture visited the most expensive locations when they were supposed to be searching for bargains.

 

The fines were handed out and the calculations were calculated after which Team Venture were deemed the winners. Although there was only £8 in it- which made us wonder whether in tasks like this it was better to actually NOT get all the items as in past series', the teams that usually don't get all the products spend the less overall, fines and all included.

 

 Gavin's non existent leadership abilities were questioned. Zoe's professionalism was questioned. Vincent just sat there and only spoke to explain his aggressive attitude towards the rest of the team. Gavin was fired. Hmm.. he was quite boring on screen.

 

 

 

Click HERE to watch the episode!

EXCLUSIVE JLS NEWS

 So today JLS are chillin' in Miami recording the video for their new, upcoming single called..

*DRUM ROLL*

 ....

'She makes me wanna'. 

Another tune that will be a top 10 hit then..

Its a bit late now, but we found a list of requirements for the backing dancers and shizz to appear in the music video. The ad gives us a pretty good image of what the video will consist of. It's gonna be one of those sunny days with JLS surrounded by pretty girls (they called me but I had a full schedule) and kids are gonna be backflipping with Aston throughout. Can't wait for it!

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WE ARE LOOKING FOR DANCERS & EXTRAS FOR A JLS ft. DEV MUSIC VIDEO ON MONDAY, MAY 16th. DAY & NIGHT SHOOT. (Must be able to work 12 hours)
WE NEED:
- Kid Dancers (ages 7-15)
- The Hottest Girl Extras
- Good Looking / Hip Male Extras (ages 18 - 24)
- Hip, Cool, Younger Looking Kids (looks ages 15 - 18)
Also, if you can SKATEBOARD, DANCE, do any other COOL TRICKS on camera these are all PERKS!!! HEAD & FULL LENGTH BODY PHOTOS WILL NECESSARY FOR CONSIDERATION. PLEASE SEND A HEAD SHOT & BODY SHOT WITH YOUR CONTACT INFO TO: maryrego1@gmail.com.
***THIS IS A PAID GIG*** 

Location: Miami, FL 

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I can do cool tricks. I can touch my tongue with my nose. Aww damn if I had seen this before, I would have totally applied!

The Apprentice Episode 2

The APP-rentice

One of the reasons we love the Apprentice is the simple fact that it is an hour of adults making fools out of themselves providing us with an hour of pure entertainment.This is the show where common sense doesn't exist and morals are thrown out the window. Although in some of the candidates- it was never there in the first place.

So this series, the 16 candidates are all fighting for a £250,000 prize to fund their business ventures. Yet again at the start of the show we found ourselves questioning how the hell the candidates managed to make it through the gruelling application stages.

THE TASK

The teams creative initiative was put to the test as they had to develop an free APP of anything whatsoever. But seeing as there's an app for anything and everything out there it would be tricky finding a gap in this market. The winning team would be the one which has the most downloads after 24 hours!

TEAM VENTURE

Edna, who "doesn't suffer fools gladly" was selected for project manager and the team delved straight in with some market research, after which they concluded the app should be "idiot friendly".. can't be hard then.

When pitching an idea to the app producers, Susie had a lightbulb moment which she attempted to share by beginning "Let's pretend that I'm me and you're you.." Love, we don't have to pretend that. The rest of her idea was just as garbled and she was quickly shut up by the rest of the team. Wise move. 

Felicity came up with an idea of an annoying app with a collection of sounds to annoy people  naming it Ampi-Apps. Although the app was your basic sound effects app in the end and therefore, I wouldn't personally consider it creative in the least.

Further on, Edna annoyed the hell out of us all. She proudly announced that she would be presenting the app to a group of young people although some of the team had very legitimate arguments as to why they were better suited for it. Now, it would have been alright if Edna did a good presentation. Sadly, she was shit. Her gloves were the most memorable part of the entire thing.

The girls just about scraped through their pitches to the app websites after getting their statistics wrong and failing to get across the randomness of their app. Unsurprisingly, they only got their app featured on one website.


Downloads:- 10, 667

TEAM LOGIC

The team began the show by making some APP-auling app related jokes which they all seemed to find hilarious. Vincent (aka long hair) killed it though with APP-le. Project manager picking was fun. The whole team decided to put themselves forward- excluding Alex (aka The One That Does Nothing.) Eventually Leon was picked.

Tom (aka Glasses) proved his creativity was on a whole new level with his innovative app ideas. One of which included traffic lights. I would elaborate but that's all it was. Traffic lights.. Moving swiftly on.

After being told this was a GLOBAL app which has to appeal to the INTERNATIONAL market, Glenn (aka Max from The Wanted) thought of the brilliant idea of producing an app which speaks regional accents from the UK. Because the international market really cares about hearing what a Yorkshire man sounds like.

The recording session was television gold. There's just something about men in suits ridiculing themselves which is pure hilarity. Slang-a-tang was born. Joy to the world.-_-

Although he promised to be his "charismatic self" Vincent was quite frankly terrible at the pitches and Jim had to take over. Jim also saved the day when one of the website companies targeted their product as potentially being discriminative. Seems like Jim's the hero these days..


Downloads- 3,951

THE BOARDROOM

Team Venture were mostly negative about their app, they had weak pitches and presentations and they lost out to Team Logic in 2/3 of the websites and lost the opportunity to feature their app.

Team Logic were confident, presented well and were the total opposite of the girls team.

Who was victorious?.. TEAM VENTURE. To general astonishment. Oh the surprises of reality TV.

It all went down in the boardroom. Jim fought his own after being told that he was gonna be brought back into the boardroom. Leon was very unsure and said changed his choices opting for Alex and Glenn instead. Following this, Alex left the competition. Alex who? we hear you ask..precisely the point. Alex's tactical idea of remaining quiet and shadowy during the tasks then suddenly springing to life in the boring failed miserably. Lord Sugar was most definitely unimpressed.

Click HERE to watch the episode!

The Apprentice Episode 1

 

Rolling With The Punches

One of our favourite shows has begun again and already we have witness two episodes of pure hilarity. One of the reasons we love the Apprentice is the simple fact that it is an hour of adults making fools out of themselves providing us with an hour of pure entertainment.This is the show where common sense doesn't exist and morals are thrown out the window. Although in some of the candidates- it was never there in the first place.

So this series, the 16 candidates are all fighting for a £250,000 prize to fund their business ventures. Yet again at the start of the show we found ourselves questioning how the hell the candidates managed to make it through the gruelling application stages.

THE TASK

The candidates were given £250 to invest in fruit and veg and just return to Sir Alan (Lord Sugar just sounds too authoritative for us..) with more than £250. Easy peasy.

TEAM VENTURE 

It was a bad start for Helen (The scary looking one) whose team name suggestions got rejected. She also got rejected as project manager and was left feeling rather awkward to be honest. Melody (the pretty one) stole the limelight by both picking the team AND being selected as PM. If I was Helen, I would have probably began plotting Melody's downfall from that point onwards. By the looks she was giving Melody, we think she did aswell.

So the girls were given £250. They chose to spend just over half of that and left the rest of the money aside. They thought it was a smart move. How exactly? You get £250 you spend it. You don't say- ohh its alright we'll just ditch the rest. Honestly!

The girls chose to make veggie pasta and some fruit pots. Fruit pots- brilliant! Quick to make, simple idea and everyone loves fresh fruit! Pasta was probably a bit too ambitious in the time limit they had and the girls only made £37.50 from their pasta. In general the girls seemed to work well together, they completed the task with little controversy, not much arguing and not much entertatinment wise either.

Profit:- £592

TEAM LOGIC

On the other hand, the boys performed epically.

With Ed The Accountant leading the team, there was no other road for the boys other than failure. Their doom became apparent right at the beginning when he couldn't identify an orange. Neither might we add, could his colleague. 

After confirming that and orange was in fact an orange, Team Logic went on to buy 1400 of them. Which had to be hand squeezed after the juicers broke. The team CLAIMED that the malfunction was just due to the machines. We disagree, ironically, just before the juicers broke down, the PM came and said to Leon "SQUEEZE THE BALLS OUT OF THEM". Consequently, they broke down. Fishy.

The boys also made soup, which didn't look very appetizing. Just as well the orange juices went down a storm!

Profit:-£432.13

THE BOARDROOM

This series we hoped that Sir Alan would sit on the swivelly chair and swivel around and say "I've been expecting you." But sadly he didn't.

The girls got a little bit of stick for not using the whole £250. But that was pretty much it for Team Venture. Lets hope their lack of interestingity isn't consistent throughout the series.

The boys' team strategy was questioned because they well, they didn't have one. It appeared that the reason for the lack of a plan, was because Edward was oh-so-keen to prove that he was so much more of an accountant that he decided not to use ANY of his accounting skills in a task where it was required.

Edward's sanity was also questioned as his inability to form full sentences became apparent.   

Edward's Legendary quotes.

My business plan, my strategy- bottom up top down.

When I was producing. That was production.

Lord Sugar- You were trained at one of the leading accountace firms? 

Edward:- Don't fit the mould.

Lord Sugar:- Eh?

Edward:- Don't fit the mould.

             Its all there.

             Lord Sugar:- Eh?

            It's just all there.

Inevitably, he became the first casualty of the boardroom. His exit was most dramatic. Lord Sugar stopped him on his way out to give some advise after which Edward gave him an evil glare, (not dissimilar to that of our maths teacher's) he turned round and walked off in a huff.

Awkward.

Click HERE to watch the episode!

The Royal Wedding

When my mum shook me awake this morning to watch the Royal Wedding I nearly had a fit. Today I wasn't gonna just lie-in, I was planning to sleep the whole day. But wow was it worth waking up at 9.

I can't express how beautiful Kate looked. However much we all envied her, we can't help but love her. As soon as I caught that first glimpse of her in the car I fell in love with the dress.

Let's take a look at the beauty.

 

The lace detailing on the sleeves added a modern touch to what would otherwise have been a traditional wedding dress. The dress had a British touch the rose, thistle, daffodil and the shamrock were all appliqué'd in the lace detailing which highlighted the 4 British emblems. We heard that the dressmakers were required to wash their hands every hour during the manufacturing of this dress to prevent it from getting dirty. Dedication right there!

But above all, she looked beautiful. Sarah Burton- we salute you!

 

But let's not forget Pippa Middleton's dress. The elegant design which blew me away was simple but beautiful. The cowl neckline and the floor length, slim design complemented Pippa's figure and the intricate lace designs matched that of the bride's. It is fair to say that both siblings are genetically gifted too. 

 Oh and the bridesmaid- CUTE.

Onto the princes's, we originally assumed they would be wearing suits however, were pleasantly surprised with their uniformed garments. Prince Harry for us, shone out. The gold on black made us think that Harry was undoubtedly attractive. The whole procession, made us want to be princesses too. So watch this space, we're after a dude called Harry and for once, his surname isn't Styles ;).

Interesting fact: Hitler got married today too.. Good new is, his marriage literally lasted "till death do us part".

THE PLANES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE. 

One Direction..Cartooned!

Move over Mike Posner..We ARE cooler than you, and here's PROOF.

Being the bored, lifeless, too-much-time-on-our-hands-type creative and witty people that we are, we decided to make a cartoon and obvs it just had to be about our favourite people ever. So we threw aside our worthless revision books-which are full of worth actually- and made this animation. In fact after we get our grades in August we will probably kick ourselves for doing this...but that shall be another story.

Anyhow this basically combines Liam's fear of spoons with a patriotic Niall followed by vain Zayn and ends with Louis' love for Harry and Styles's lack of clothing. I think that sounds pretty epic.. don't you?

Oh and all the songs/voices used are directly from video diaries or X Factor performances. Excluding the leprechaun song. Enjoy!

What did you think?!.. Favourite the video on YouTube, Like it, Comment on it, Tweet it, Facebook it, Hold a banner with its link on Mount Everest...Just spread the word about it okay? We'd love to be YouTube phenomenons. And hey, If Rebecca Black can do it, then we can too! We sing WAY worse than her anyway.

FATTY STYLES?

We apologise in advance to those who may be offended by the title we did mean *Hotty Styles.

Rumours suggest that the beautiful Harry Styles is supposedly on a diet! :O
Yes, it is hard to come to terms with the fact that a guy of perfect weight may be on a diet - unbelievable. That's right, we don't believe the rumours and nor should you!

Rumours : some fool called Harry fat and he decided to go on a diet.

There is no logic in that rumour whatsoever as Harry Styles also referred to as 'the member of One Direction who runs around in his birthday suit all the time', seems more than comfortable in the skin he is in. Why would one measly OPINION make him suddenly become insecure?

Mr Styles is also know for his wittiness, sarcasm, flirtiness and humour. Bare that in mind as you watch the video.

Of course we have the footage of when Curly tells his fans that he is on a diet.

Is it just us or does he have that cheeky grin on his face as he says 'I'm on a diet' which suggests that this could be a little thing called a 'joke.'
One Direction were also told, like many other celebs, that they are not allowed to accept food from their fans, we think that this was a mere excuse to avoid breaking the girls heart and just rejecting the food she practically shoved down his throat kindly offered.
In the end he accepts it and says 'thank you.' HE ACCEPTED THE FOOD. Hoorraayy - or shall we say - Harraayyy.

This implies that he is not on a diet and he should not be taken literally.

Either way we don't actually know why the world is going crazy as the word 'diet' could just mean he wants to improve his eating habit, by eating more healthily rather than starving himself to death.

One Direction Single/Album

So it's been precisely 4 months since the end of X Factor and One Direction are still going strong. They have managed to keep their huge fanbase alive via Twitter and via Pokémon promotion related shizz. In the four months, we almost forgot that the boys do more than look hot. Oh yeah they sing too!

We decided it was time to recollect all the info we knew on the album and single in one article although we are having trouble separating the rumours from the facts.

Fact
The single is out in June- Confirmed by the boys on the Alan Titchmarsh show.

Rumour
It's out on June 5th

Fact
They "just want to make a massive track to start off with and see where it goes from there." Liam Payne's words.

Fact
They are working with RedOne... oooh.

Rumour
The boys are co-writing the album.

Fact       
The dude from S Club Juniors- Calvin Goldspink wrote a track for the album. He tweeted it.
Talay Riley and Jamie Scott have written pieces for the boys too!
Where did the world get its info before Twitter eh?

Rumour


The single may be called “Came Too Soon” or "Between the Lines". We heard Between the Lines on YouTube and it sounds pretty good athough since it's been leaked we're unsure whether it will actually be the single anymore.

UPDATE- It turns out the song may in fact be called Everything About You. 
Fact: It's dedicated to me.

Tracks we think will be on the album:-

EverythingAbout You

Grenade

Forever Young

Came Too Soon

Between The Lines

Only Girl in the World

And maybe a few more X Factor covers and original compositions..

Here's the demo for Between The Lines, even if it's not their single we think its an alright song. It grew on us pretty quickly.

One last thing

Fact- One Direction are hot.

Lady Gaga Falls Off a Piano

It was only just a dream.. NOT.

Lord Gag fell off a piano. 

In front of thousands, the Bad Romance singer attempted jumping off a piano in stilettos. A feat which could be described as brave or stupid. Only in this case, just stupid.

Although she tries to style it out whilst screeching lyrics which can barely be made out, s/he is fooling no one. 

Relive the moment however many times you want  here :-

We'll also enlighten you with yet another hilarity of a similar but even funnier moment which happened earlier on in the decade.

Other, less biased writers may claim that s/he showed perseverance by not letting the moment overshadow her perfomance and continuing like a performer should.

Although, since we are strongly opinionated and are not exactly what you would call "Gaga's Little Monsters"... we're just going to sit back and laugh.

I mean in all honesty, was that not the most memorable part of the performance? Exactly.

One Direction Rapping. Epicness.

 In West Philadelphia born and raised...

We remember the old days.. where we used to sit down and laugh at Will Smith's dodgy haircut and dodgy shorts in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Hah the old days? We're kidding no one we still watch the reruns on those incredibly random channels that show reruns. Then we watch it again on +1. Lifeless? Sad? Yeah.. we know.

Anyhow, it became just a tad cooler when One Direction covered the theme song. No lie. The theme song. The sad this was, we sang along. We thought it was pretty awesome and figured it should be on their album. They get points not only for originality but did we mention that Liam beatboxes? Eminem watch out.. you've got competition. Well sort of.

It wasn't a totally polished and rehearsed a hundred time version, it was just the boys having some fun and providing much needed entertainment in our lives. There is also the part where Zayn has the power to pursue notes which have been not been accessed in the natural world. (Forgive me for quoting High School Musical).

We can't get over this. If the boys are reading this we'd like to make a request. Please cover the Arthur Theme song. You know, the one that goes "Hey hey what a wonderful kind of day, where you can learn to work and play..."

If not hows about Horrid Henry?.."Its not fair.. when mom and dad nag nag stand up straight don't be rude.."

So what do you think of this awesomely brilliant cover..? Love it? Hate it? (If you do you're deluded.)

ZAYN MALIK'S SECRET.

 Coz he's defo ish hiding something...

Today we witnessed a miracle on Twitter. Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Niall Horan proved they were indeed the trendiest of the land as all four boys managed to make themselves a trending topic on Twitter. This miraculous feat was unplanned, however, the trendiest of the WORLD was Louis Tomlinson, who due to his constant domination of the Trending Topics was in fact banned. Therefore, the one directioners opted to trend Lou Tomlinson instead... clever.

After that mind blowing summary of 1D news for the day, we shall move on. To EVEN MORE NEWS.

WE HAVE STRUCK UPON CONTROVERSY.

WE HAVE UNCOVERED GOLD.

Well not quite, but we are fairly suspicious of Zayn Malik's recent activity. First though, let us remind ourselves of what he looks like...(If you really forgot, get off our blog, you clearly don't belong. we're kidding btw anyone's welcome to read.) 

BRB gone to hyperventilate.

 

The boys appeared on The Alan Titchmarsh Show and we best the ratings boosted to an all time high. They looked even better than usual- proving that  the impossible was indeed possible.

Conviniently, our replay button was stuck and we had to sit and watch the interview many times over. We couldn't help but notice the shifty glances Zayn received when asked about girlfriends. Liam and Harry's heads turned swiftly at 4.30 when they perhaps expected Zayn to come clean about The Secret Girl. Next time, Harry, be a bit less obvious?

In all honesty, we really wouldn't be surprised since if Zayn can't get a girlfriend then none of us have a hope in hell. Though he does have a right to privacy, we've decided to come clean...

It is me.

I am Zayn's secret girlfriend. (@xFallenAngelsx)

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Oooh is that a pig in the sky?